Sunday, July 1, 2012

Saftsuze And His League of Extraordinary Scumbags

So. There is not much to report from my space travels. The past month has been a rather expensive one in terms of losses and it is mostly due to stupidity, complacency and a bit of burn out. On the good side: I have done some excellent office work this month showing me record high profits on my market activities! As much as I like to make wrecks in space, I too have to make this lifestyle possible by keeping a constant flow of ISK into my coffers, so I thought I would share some of my strategies for managing my wallet.

I make my ISK in different ways. Here they are, in the order of how fun I think it is:

  1. Loot from other players. Obviously, this is the best way to make ISK as someone's ship has to explode.
  2. Ransoms. This is the next best, as I feel so sexy when others hand me their ISK at gunpoint.
  3. Trading. This is OK, since it is actually a bit challenging, and not so time consuming, and also it is other people’s ISK that end up in my wallet. As you probably understand now: I like other people’s ISK.
  4. Planetary production. I always forget to follow up my facilities planet side. But sometimes I remember and I make a few millions of it here and there.
  5. Stealing. I stole around two billions from a corp in my early days as I was fascinated by this possible avenue of profit. I am trying again, but it is so boring to spend time in an anti-pirate industrial corporation gaining trust, so I am not sure I see this one through. But I do like other people’s ISK...
  6. Mission running and mining. This is something I do in the corp I am trying to steal from. Yes, I sometimes even enjoy it if I am particularly bored and tired.

For all these activities I have three active training licences for capsuleers and have hired several associates under these licenses. Here are my gang of scumbags:

Mr. Trader. My fence and main trader. Has a lot of the trading skills maxed out and flies transport ships. I contract all my scattered loot to him and he now and then makes a huge pick up round, then sort out the useful modules and contract them to Mr. Shopper. The rest he sells on the market. He is also a legit trader and my main source of income.

Mr. Shopper. Flies an Orca and transport ships. Runs some planetary facilities, but apart from that his main purpose is to spend ISK on ships and modules I want, and then deliver them to me. By keeping my trading activities and shopping needs split between these two associates I have a very good idea of my profit margin on my trader, and how much ISK I have for splurging.

Mr. Mission Runner & Miner. He is the one who did the big heist that kept me floating in my early days. A bad man. But I am considering relieving him of his dark and deceitful orders as it is very time consuming. Well, nothing much more to say about him. He flies everything from industrials, exhumers and combat ships.

Mr. Junior Trader. He is a completely untrained capsuleer, but he has the ability to use five market orders. So he can effectively station trade without any training. Has made me maybe 200 millions in a few months with very little effort.

So there you have it. I have a few other capsuleers contracted under my current licences, but they are not involved in wallet management, so they have not been mentioned here. It has taken some time, but finally I feel I have some control on my ISK situation and the infrastructure in place for a rather nomadic scumbag life.

Now. Let’s buckle up for some more exploding spaceships this month. Preferably not mine.


  1. I am with ya on making isk part since my little station trade alt is just started out, I can always hold ya hand my loveable rogue :D

  2. I would scam if I was smart enough. I just need it dead simple.

    Jalinde? Would you happen to be Su/@shandreen in the #Tweetfleet? "my loveable rogue" sounds very familiar. But I can live with that - keep it coming, I am easily flattered (and trolled :)

  3. Jita/Amarr scams are so ... hurting the ego. Even the (said to be) successful ones are so bad you need 3 showers to wash of the stench of obvious stupidity and fail just before you can go to bed in your Rifter bunk.

    I believe this is one of the very few ways, or possibly the only one (besides robbing R1fta), a ransom-honoring pirate can deflate his self-respect to the point of non-existance.

    Then he needs an intervention from his rum-stinking, more honorable but also lazy friends just to give him enough self-esteem to try and board a Jaguar again, because after this fiasko slash success he doesn't want to leave his bunk anymore. Many call that a financial depression, caused by reduction of character_honor to 0 points by CCP Sreegs. Many tissues in dark nights are needed to wipe away the tears at the loss of self-everything.

    Thinking like that it's much more easy to gain ISK and a new ship than rebuilding yourself from scratch. Poor, poor villain.

    Money was not the limiting factor though, him now being rich and stupid, stupidly rich, also by the money of other stupid people. A hangar full of shinies waiting to be flown by an ego big enough. The moral of the story?

    I forgot.

    Oh yeah, I love PI too, keeps me clear from interacting with other players!